The Rose family was completely unprepared for their new life in Schitt’s Creek. From their daily routines to their creature comforts, they seemingly lost everything in their move.
However, they did manage to keep most of their wardrobe, leading to some unfortunate fashion blunders and incredibly impractical outfit choices. While Johnny often wore the same suit, the rest of the family sported some eye-catching outfits that shocked viewers.
In season 1, Johnny and Moira realize their social life is lacking and accept Roland’s invitation to his Hawaiian-themed party. Upon arrival, they realize they misunderstood the dress code.
Everyone else is dressed in Hawaiian shirts, while Moira and Johnny are in all-white suits. The lack of color in Moira and Johnny’s outfits contrasts hilariously with everyone else’s, and the all-white suits are impractical for Roland’s party, where they’re bound to get messy and ruined.
Moira’s outfit choices are often questionable for the task at hand. When she agrees to do a photo shoot in a field, she shows up in a black PVC dress.
The dress is impractical for the weather, and Moira’s movements are limited. Since she needs to move around for the photo shoot, her limited mobility is an issue. Combined with her multi-layered necklace and high-heeled boots, Moira looks ready for a fashion show, not a lengthy photo shoot in a field.
In season 5, David and Patrick go on a romantic hike, and naturally, David picks a fluffy black cardigan to pair with his black pants.
They spend the entire day hiking in the heat, much to David’s annoyance and discomfort. He complains about being sweaty and uncomfortable, but when Patrick gets down on one knee and proposes, David forgets all about his impractical outfit.
During Moira’s run for town council, she attends a candidate breakfast wearing one of her signature over-the-top looks: a glamorous, jaw-dropping gold dress paired with a gold handbag, sunglasses, and lipstick.
While the outfit is certainly eye-catching, it’s not the best choice for a candidate breakfast, as it immediately sets Moira apart from the other candidates she is already struggling to compete with. Her impractical outfit was almost even more dramatic, as she tells Johnny she almost wore a mohawk wig.
In season 5, Moira and Johnny offer to babysit Roland Jr. after finding out they were Jocelyn and Roland’s last choice. Moira’s outfit makes it easy to see why they were the last option.
Dressed head to toe in sequins, she is a walking choking hazard for baby Roland Jr. While it’s not her most impractical choice, it’s still not the smartest outfit for a night of babysitting and watching TV.
In a video starring Moira, aimed at generating more tourists for the town, fans see her in an all-black latex outfit paired with a white wig. Although the video upset the townspeople for many reasons, perhaps the biggest issue was Moira’s outfit.
