Schitt’s Creek may only have one season left, but it’s safe to say the show has had an incredible run. Fans might feel a bit sad about its impending conclusion, but they can all agree that the series has delivered plenty of laughs and heartwarming moments. While the main characters are often over-the-top, they’ve grown and evolved over time, making viewers deeply invested in their journeys. One of the most compelling storylines has been David’s, as he gradually becomes more open and less cynical.
David’s growth has been a joy to watch, but one thing that has remained consistent is his sharp humor. We’ve put together a list of some of David’s best sarcastic yet endearing quotes.
Updated on January 8th, 2021 by Kristen Palamara: Schitt’s Creek has recently wrapped up its sixth and final season, but the characters and their memorable dialogue remain as iconic as ever. The entire cast delivers hilarious and lovable quotes throughout the show, but David Rose stands out for his perfectly sarcastic wit. Though his remarks are often biting, they’re also some of the most lovable lines in the series. We’ve added five more of David’s sarcastic-but-lovable quotes to this list because, when it comes to his sharp humor, there can never be enough.
David is easily swayed by good food, especially pizza. When Johnny calls the kids to celebrate with a single pizza, David’s immediate reaction is to compare sharing one pizza among four people to the plight of Les Misérables. His dramatic response is classic David.
In another memorable moment, Moira enlists David’s help to recreate an enchilada recipe she hasn’t made in years. When she instructs him to “fold in the cheese,” David exasperatedly claims he has no idea what that means. As Moira continues to repeat the instruction, David finally snaps, shouting that she should just fold in the cheese herself.
In a rare sentimental moment, David offers Ted some advice about possibly rekindling his relationship with Alexis. David, known for his self-deprecating humor, gives genuinely caring and insightful advice, reminding Ted that even though he’s been hurt in the past, it’s worth trying again. His words come from the heart, showing a softer side to his sarcasm.
One of David’s most iconic lines comes from the pilot episode when he asks Stevie for a towel multiple times—thrice, to be exact. Using the word “thrice” instead of simply saying “three times” is a very David choice, adding an extra layer of humor and sarcasm to his frustration.
When Moira is told she’s not very approachable by the townspeople during her Council campaign, David tries to comfort her with his trademark sarcasm. He points out that, of course, she’s unapproachable, but he frames it as if it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Moira initially agrees, only to realize that David is actually saying she is, indeed, unapproachable—just in a charming way.
David and Patrick’s relationship is one of the sweetest in the show. Patrick helps David become more comfortable with himself and more open to his emotions. Despite their deep connection, they also have playful moments where they tease each other. In one instance, after Patrick refuses David’s help, David, in typical fashion, has a sarcastic comment ready. While he’s undoubtedly supportive, his humor is always at the forefront.
The Rose family isn’t your typical sitcom family. Moira and Johnny Rose haven’t always been the best parents, but their time in Schitt’s Creek has forced them to become more focused on family. However, they still struggle with parental duties at times. David, in one of his classic quips, reminds his mother that her supportiveness has often been lacking—a moment that’s both funny and revealing of their complex family dynamics.
